If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you
that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry
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im that .1% germ that sticks around after the hand sanitizer
what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie lee curtis getting drunk in public and lindsay lohan is sitting around eating activia
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
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the united states has two borders:
- el border
- eh border